All signs seem to point to heterosexual romance being dead ... at least for smart and/or funny women.
There are two theories to arguing with a funny women quotes. Neither works.
- Will Rogers
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
- Dave Barry
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
- Brian @JustASmirk
Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
- Arnold H. Glasow
Women are like diesel engines. And what I mean by that is it may take a little while to get 'em warmed up, but once you do, they can run a long, long time. Whereas, men, on the other hand, men are more like bottle rockets.
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