My Jokes Are Up Here: female comedians jane team up for all

I guess you are wondering how I made it all the way to The Miss America Pageant. I am not exactly 26-23-36. But there are these lovely little helpers that can give you the hour glass figure needed to compete. You can fake it at Miss America but not to be confused with Female comedians Miss USA. They actually have designated personnel that “check” your swimsuit and evening gown to make sure it is all you. Most men would pay to have that job. Yes, many have to use beauty queen pads and breast implants.